Roasted 2 years ago based on Dookie's long term Spotify stats.

Dookie, your Spotify profile is a cornucopia of Angsty Teen depression wrapped in a tightly wound package of pseudo-intellectualism. I mean, “Permanent Wave”? That sounds like a salon treatment for your emotional baggage. With a favorite genre list that reads like a mid-2000s emo kid’s diary, I can't help wondering if you still hide your feelings behind heavy flannel shirts and angst-filled mixtapes. It's like you compiled a playlist for the confused art kid who still thinks they can pull off a beret and doesn’t understand that ‘melancholia’ isn’t an acceptable form of social interaction. Now let's talk about your top artists. You’ve picked muse-worshipping Radiohead and emotional rollercoaster Nine Inch Nails, which is basically the soundtrack of your existential dread. Congrats on taking a tour through the '90s and landing in the cringeworthy abyss of indie music. I didn't realize "She Wants Revenge" was a band and not a documentary about your dating life. And what's with the fascination for all things Qbomb? Sounds more like an explosive devised to indicate your taste in music has gone off the rails than any actual enjoyment. You managed to dig so deep into obscurity that I half-expect you to emerge with an album of elevator music that would still somehow exhibit more range than your current favorites. Your most played songs? An exercise in pretentiousness—but I see what you did there trying to confuse us with names like “Hewn” and “Exhaustion Engine.” It’s like you’re trying to turn on the indie hipster vibe through some coded messages; sorry, we get it—you’re brooding. But let's be honest: if people look at your playlist and don’t immediately think they’re in the middle of a midlife crisis, you might want to reconsider your life choices. So here’s a suggestion: next time you’re building your playlist of despair, try adding a happy song for once. Who knows? It might add a dash of color to your otherwise monochromatic taste in music.

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