Roasted 9 months ago based on Kinga's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kinga, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule for those not ready to embrace modern music. With your “favorite genres” reading like a radio station in a small town that’s been stuck in the '70s, I'm surprised you don’t have “Classic Elevator Music” in there. Honestly, your love for Yacht Rock suggests you might want to change your profile pic to a sailboat—yacht life is calling, honey! But let’s be real, if your music taste were a ship, it would be that rusty old one in the dock that nobody dares to board. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. Fleetwood Mac? Hozier? Sure, you can find them in the “we still haven’t moved on from high school” section of your local record store. You’ve curated a soundscape that’s the perfect soundtrack for a coffee shop that also doubles as a flea market. The only thing “proto-punk” about your list is the deep denial that you’ll never experience a mosh pit. If rock is dead, you’re keeping its ghost alive by playing “Riot Grrrl” music in an empty room, probably waiting for that one friend who still thinks wearing flannel is edgy. And your most played songs? Goodness, it’s like the grand final of a “My Parents Were Rock Fans” tribute contest. “Dani California” more than anything else? I’m afraid your playlists are about as surprising as someone showing up in Crocs just because they’re comfy. At least give your ears a vacation and explore some new music for once—your profile might just start to resemble something from this decade. But let’s face it, if your Spotify were a movie, it would be “Groundhog Day” because you just can’t quit reliving the same hits. Ah, sweet Kinga, embrace a new genre; your musical taste needs a hard rock bottom!

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