Roasted 2 years ago based on vjacee's long term Spotify stats.

vjacee, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist for a church picnic gone horribly wrong. You’ve got an identity crisis bigger than a toddler caught between a Sunday school class and a Nigerian Dance Hall. One minute, you’re swaying to “Naija Worship” like you’re about to receive divine inspiration, and the next, you’ve got Cedarmont Kids on loop, which feels more like an act of penance than a musical choice. Seriously, how many times can you listen to children’s songs before we start questioning your life choices? And honestly, the mix of artists is confusing at best. It’s like you grabbed Spotify by the scruff of its neck and yelled, “Just throw me everything!” You've got Flavour crooning sweet nothings while Dunsin Oyekan’s preaching about the power of a good fortune. And Stromae? Was that a random throw-in to keep your friends guessing if you’ve finally lost it? At this point, your profile could be a cornerstone of a new genre called "Gospel AfroKids Therapy," because that’s definitely what we need after hearing “I Am A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N” more times than any human should. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Chewing Gum ASMR”? Please tell me you’re not planning on making that a new meditation technique. It sounds like a soundscape for an existential crisis. With songs like “I Love the Mountains” and “Good God,” it’s evident you’re either on a spiritual journey or desperately trying to avoid adulthood. So take a long look in the mirror, vjacee, and remember: you can listen to the NAS or the Nurturing After School Choir, but let's try to maintain a shred of semblance when people inevitably ask what you listen to.

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