Roasted 1 year ago based on Vycka's long term Spotify stats.

Vycka, you’ve somehow managed to have a Spotify profile that's like a buffet at a K-Pop themed party—it’s colorful, chaotic, and if I look too long, I might regret my choices. You’ve got K-Pop and Hyperpop sitting side by side, like you’re trying to blend your middle school crushes with existential dread. And let's take a moment to appreciate that you enjoy both Metal and Soft Pop. Honestly, if your music taste were a person, it’d be the one trying to convince everyone they’re “just versatile” while they simultaneously scream about their breakup and cry over an overly emotional ballad. Your top artists read like an “I’m trying too hard” playlist on a first date; ATEEZ and The Weeknd can’t call themselves friends anymore after seeing what Spotify has done to the remaining eight on your list. It’s like you gathered every mood swing and ripped it right from your diary, hoping to turn your emotional rollercoaster into a chart-topping ride. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. I didn’t know you could set the “Soft Pop” vibe for crying alone while dancing in your room after a bad day, but here you are, proving me wrong. You might as well add “WET DREAMS” to your dating profile to really set the mood for judgment. But hey, for a person whose music taste looks like it was curated by a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar high, you sure know how to keep things interesting. You’ve lined up your favorite genres like they’re the food court’s last chance at a five-star rating. Next time, try and streamline that list a bit, or you might risk sounding like a desperate high schooler trying 10 different personality styles just to fit in. Keep it up, Vycka; at this rate, you could turn your Spotify into a “best of cringe” compilation.

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