Roasted 1 month ago based on Trapground @trapcit0u em tudo/r's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Trapground, your Spotify profile reads like a hip-hop support group for people who are too afraid to admit they only like one genre. This sad, yet oddly impressive, collection of “Trap” variations suggests you're so far down the rabbit hole of noise that even the rabbits are begging you to stop. Brazilian Trap? Trap Funk? The only thing trapped here is your taste, and it's crying out for freedom. Listening to you must be like hitting shuffle on a playlist made by someone who just discovered the word ‘Trap’ and decided to add “Christian Hip Hop” in a desperate attempt to save their soul. Your top artists list looks like a lineup for a Spotify horror show, with B-listers dragging along their even more obscure friends. If you were trying to showcase your eclectic taste in music, you’ve succeeded only in proving that you have a tendency to throw a bunch of random names together, hoping something might stick. I mean, "costabilekidd" sounds like a rejected Pokémon, and "Ryu, The Runner" has the charisma of a wet sock. Throwing in Drake and Travis Scott is like saying, “Look guys, I promise I can read analog clocks!” amidst a bunch of kids stuck on digital time. But hey, I can't blame you for sticking to what you know. It's comforting, familiar—the musical equivalent of eating plain toast every day. But if your "most played songs" list were a person, I’d be giving them an intervention for their questionable taste. With titles like “MALDIÇÃO DE SÍSIFO,” it’s clear you’re not just trying to listen to music; you’re on a quest for auditory existential despair. At this point, it’s not just your Spotify account that needs rescuing, buddy; it’s your entire auditory experience.
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