Roasted 2 months ago based on Memezed's long term Spotify stats.

Yo, Memezed! Your Spotify profile is like a dumpster fire of identity crises wrapped in melodrama served with a side of self-awareness that didn’t go through the filter. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the playlist for a middle school goth who just discovered they can wear the color black. “Darkwave,” “Cloud Rap,” and “Industrial,” huh? It’s like you’re trying to forge an audible black hole that’ll suck in all the good taste from the universe. Let's face it, someone should’ve taken your Spotify login away when you tried to mix Bowie and 2Pac with a side of “I’m Sorry, Mom.” And your top artists? Did you just pick names straight from a hipster bingo card? “Carnivore” seriously has more songs on your most played list than actual words that make sense in the real world. “Jesus Hitler”? Are you trying to be profound or just illustrate your inability to make a playlist without sounding like the premise of a bad high school movie? I can’t help but feel like I’m scrolling through a collection of sad, poorly curated Spotify funeral playlists. You went from “Old School Hip Hop” to possibly the only genre where musicians only have a limited revenue stream from lyrical references to violence and existential dread. Talk about a career decision! Seriously, you need to reevaluate your life choices if “Race War” is your jam! Come on, Memezed, that’s not a top track; that's your internal monologue after realizing your Spotify Wrapped is an embarrassment! The only thing more tragic than your choice in music is the fact that you’re probably still waiting for someone to take your taste seriously. If this profile had a physical form, it would be wearing a cringy graphic tee, sipping on artisan coffee, and nervously Googling “how to find friends” at 2 AM. Step up your game; even your playlists are more confusing than a plot twist in a soap opera!

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