Roasted 7 months ago based on Eggler's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Eggler, the musical enigma wrapped in a heartfelt hoodie and smeared with eyeliner. Your Spotify profile reads like a sonic identity crisis, oscillating between jaded teen angst and a Saturday night club playlist. It’s like you asked for a soundtrack to your life and accidentally found a mixtape left behind by your emo cousin who discovered pop music last week. With "Emo" and "Pop" nestled together, it’s no wonder your Spotify Wrapped looks more confused than a cat at a dog park. And let's talk about those top artists: Pierce the Veil and Rihanna? Is this a battle between shouty despair and glittering empowerment? “Three Days Grace” gets a shout-out right next to “Beyoncé.” That’s the kind of juxtaposition that makes me wonder if you’re trying to use music therapy to heal your soul or make it more chaotic. I’m afraid your Spotify could double as a playlist for a midlife crisis or a youth retreat gone horribly wrong. Keep trending that way, and you’ll may need a support group for your genre confusion. But honestly, your most played songs might be the real winners—"Something in Your Mouth" by Nickelback alongside "i like the way you kiss me" by Artemas? That’s like ordering a five-course meal and somehow getting only ketchup packets. You’re sampling the culinary delights of emo, rap metal, and pop, but it seems like you took a wrong turn into the bargain bin at a thrift store. If Spotify ever gave out awards for “Most Likely to Confuse Everyone,” you would be their first inductee.

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