Roasted 6 months ago based on Suhaan's long term Spotify stats.

Suhaan, just looking at your Spotify profile is like witnessing a midlife crisis in musical form. With genres ranging from Desi to Lo-Fi Indie, it’s clear you couldn't commit to a single identity if your life depended on it. It’s like you took a Buzzfeed quiz titled "Which Genre Are You?" and instead of a result, it spat out confusion. Seriously, you have more musical personality disorders than a reality TV show contestant. I half-expect your playlist titles to be 'Songs for Every Mood (None of Which Are Yours)'. Your top artists are a hodgepodge of talent, but I gotta ask—are you trying to prove you have the most eclectic taste or just that your mood shifts every five minutes? One moment you're rocking out to Travis Scott, and the next, you're sobbing over Atif Aslam like a teenager who just binge-watched a rom-com. Let’s be real, Suhaan: the only thing that stays consistent in your music taste is that you clearly have commitment issues. Picking a favorite artist must feel like dating a revolving door; no wonder you can’t decide between Frank Ocean and Pritam! And those most played songs? It's a vibe shifting more than your life choices. You’ve got a track from a Bollywood movie sandwiched between Baby Keem and The Weeknd, like you're trying to create a musical collage that makes people question your entire existence. "Chuttamalle" next to "Orange Soda"? I wouldn't be surprised if you were rejected from drama school for being too much of a genre-bleeding overachiever. Just face it, Suhaan; your Spotify is less ‘get pumped for a party’ and more ‘let’s silently contemplate our decisions at 3 a.m.’ Own it, buddy!

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