Roasted 1 month ago based on urabum123's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, urabum123, your Spotify profile reads like a hip hop encyclopedia that got dropped in a puddle of pretentiousness. You’ve got more sub-genres listed than a wannabe DJ at an underground coffee shop. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen a white guy with glasses claim to be “into underground rap,” I could fund your next experimental hip hop mixtape. But let’s be real: the only thing more buried than your taste is the last beat you tried to drop. And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve chosen a lineup that screams “I’ve read the Pitchfork reviews but never left my parents’ basement.” Sure, JID and Earl Sweatshirt bring the heat, but the rest? It feels like you just picked names out of a hipster hat. Quadeca? You must be the first person in history who wants to brag about liking a YouTuber's rap. I can already hear you at parties, regurgitating lyrics like they're some deep existential philosophy. Spoiler alert: they’re not! You’re here trying to be the profound avant-garde critic when you just sound like an overcompensating fanboy. Finally, your most played songs are the true pièce de résistance. Look at you with your Lil Yachty addiction! “Drive ME crazy?” More like you’re driving everyone else nuts with your poor life choices. Playing a song titled "save" by redveil should come with an asterisk: “For a friend I’m desperately trying to forget.” It’s like you’ve created a personal playlist for every awkward moment in your life. If any of these tracks reflect your social experiences, let’s just say your Spotify should come with a warning: "Listen at your own risk; cringe is included."

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