Roasted 11 months ago based on filthykyke's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, filthykyke, I see you’ve curated a Spotify profile that screams “I graduated art school but forgot to leave the creepy basement.” With genres like "Experimental" and "Post-Punk," it's clear your taste is as obscure as your social life. Honestly, are you trying to evoke feelings or just test how quickly you can drive people away with your soundtrack to a never-ending existential crisis? I could get a smoother vibe from a blender filled with nails and broken dreams. Your top artists read like a hipster’s manifesto found in the dumpster behind a vegan café. Death Grips? More like Death Grips on your sanity. And what’s up with having three songs from Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross all featuring "Challengers"? Is this the soundtrack to your daily struggle? Hope your life is at least as intense as your playlist sounds, because, based on these selections, the only thing making noise is the void you’ve created around yourself. As for that most played list—it’s laughably tragic. “Apple” by Charli xcx stands surprisingly proud next to “Песня росгвардейца” by Овсянкин like a wholesome fruit salad sitting next to a rotting corpse. You’ve mastered the art of making your listening habits look like a chaotic art installation titled "The Despair of a Millennial Who Can’t Decide Between Probably Avoiding Therapy and Definitely Avoiding Human Interaction." Bravo! At this rate, the only award you’ll win is for having the most cringeworthy playlist. Keep it up, Picasso!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists