Roasted 1 year ago based on Muffin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Muffin, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Seriously, with favorites that read like a self-indulgent art student’s Pinterest board, one can’t help but wonder if you’re trying to win the “most cliché music taste” award. Pop? Indie? Rap? It’s like you swallowed a music festival brochure and spat out every trendy genre you could find. And what’s with "Permanent Wave" and "Melancholia"? Are you a music fan or just auditioning for a role in a sad indie film that never got made? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. Your top artists scream “I’m deep, I swear,” while you’re just one bad breakup away from blasting “Sad Girl Autumn” playlists on repeat. Oh sure, you love Mitski—how original! Nothing says “I’m complex” like an obsession with melancholic tunes meant for angsty teens. And Tyler, The Creator? It looks like you're trying to channel personality through a pastiche of coolness, much like a toddler playing dress-up in their parent's closet. If you wanna prove that you’re more than a collection of trending songs, maybe stop treating your Spotify like an emotional diary. Ah yes, those “most played” tracks—nothing like throwing us a curveball with tracks from C418 to seal the deal on your hipster credentials. "Floating Trees"? Really? Just the name makes me feel like I’m trapped in a metaphorical forest of pretension. You meticulously curate your playlist like it's some kind of artistic statement, but we all know it’s just a convenient cover to distract us from the fact you can't dance to save your life. Perhaps next time, focus on a playlist that shows how much fun you are instead of how desperately you're trying to prove you exist in the realm of creative souls.

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