Roasted 8 months ago based on denisse.deita's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Denisse, looking at your Spotify profile is like wading through a hipster art gallery run by your extremely confused aunt. You’ve got more genres than there are minutes in a day, and honestly, it seems like you just threw a giant musical dart at your mood board and hope for the best. Latin Folk to Reggae to left-field Indie and Corridos Tumbados? Girl, in what universe does that even make sense? You’re like a musical buffet that forgot the theme, but hey, at least you’re giving people nightmares while they try to find something to vibe to. Let’s talk about those top artists. How do you go from the melodious charm of Natalia Lafourcade to the chaotic genius that is Kanye West? It’s like you’re trying to curate a musical rollercoaster, but all we’re getting is whiplash. I mean, are you collecting wildly different artists like Pokémon? Next we’ll see you listing Beethoven alongside Bad Bunny and claiming they should totally drop a collab album. You're living proof that one’s taste in music is only slightly more coherent than a monkey throwing darts. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Hanuman Chalisa” followed by “DENIAL IS A RIVER”? It’s as if your emotions are in a blender set to "confused." You’re rocking out to Kendrick Lamar while simultaneously feeling like the world is against you and chanting a prayer. I’ve seen better-curated lists in a toddler’s playroom. But hey, fool us all, because clearly, you’re out here trying to be the reigning champ of “Most Disjointed Playlist.” Keep doing you, although I’m fairly certain the “you” you’re doing is still recovering from a questionable musical identity crisis!

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