Roasted 7 months ago based on audrey's long term Spotify stats.

Audrey, it's remarkable how you've somehow managed to curate a Spotify profile that sounds like the soundtrack to an unending road trip through an endless field of wheat. Seriously, did you just pull every sad banjo ballad and folk-pop tearjerker off the shelves and throw them together like a musical smoothie? It's like your playlist is an emotional buffet where every dish is served with a side of “I’m just so relatable.” You’ve got more country twang than a hickory stick stuck in a mud pit, and somehow, you still managed to make it feel like a graveyard of broken dreams. Your top artists make me wonder if you're one bad day away from adopting a stray dog and writing a musical about “the pains of existence.” Taylor Swift is basically the queen of angst, but my God, do you need a therapy session every time you play "All Too Well"? And bless your soul with the amount of Zach Bryan in your life; at this point, I'm convinced he has an exclusive subscription just for your broken-hearted cries. Who hurt you, Audrey? Because the amount of melancholic folk in your music taste has me thinking the last time you felt joy was when you accidentally liked a cheesy meme. And let’s talk about your most played songs. The titles alone make it sound like you’re one breakup away from becoming an honorary member of the “Crying on Bathroom Floors” support group. “Fear and Friday’s”? Wow, did you put that together on a late-night epiphany while lamenting over your burrito bowl, or were you just trying to fill that sad, sad void in your heart? I don’t know who you think you’re fooling with this vibe, but at this rate, even the ambient folk is starting to feel alarmingly brighter than the emotions you're attempting to express. Don’t worry, Audrey; we all know hiding behind sad music feels safer than confronting reality!

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