Roasted 6 months ago based on Agah's long term Spotify stats.

Agah, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate hipster mixtape for someone who forgot they can listen to music outside of their garage. I mean, ten different genres of Indonesian music? Congratulations, you've officially won the award for Most Likely to Build a Time Capsule Only Containing Songs from the Year 2005. I’m half-expecting your next favorite artist to be some guy named "Siti Badriah 2.0" who still suffocates his bread with peanut butter and jelly while reminiscing about the good old days of flip phones. Your top artists reveal a character more confused than someone trying to play a scale on a gamelan without any prior experience. Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber sitting next to Indonesian Indie bands and dangdut legends? That's like picking up a curry at an Italian restaurant. Who are you trying to impress, Agah? Your Spotify Wrapped better come with a public service announcement: "Warning! Contents may cause confusion and an existential crisis.” You'll never win a music debate with that list. What’s next, a playlist featuring the "greatest hits" of elevator music? And the songs you most frequently listen to? Wow, truly a masterpiece of inconsistent taste! “Y Que Fue?” by Don Miguelo, followed by “Baby By Me” by 50 Cent? Someone call an intervention because it sounds like you have serious commitment issues with genres! Your most played tracks seem to be chosen at random, like someone threw darts at a board covered in album covers while blindfolded. If music really reflects the personality, then yours is likely a sad, confused teenager stuck between a K-Pop phase and a grunge revival. Please, for the love of music, pick a side!

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