Roasted 2 months ago based on sundummy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, sundummy, the person who spends more time curating their Spotify profile than actually living life. With a playlist filled with enough art-pop and emo tracks to turn a middle school diary entry into a PhD thesis on despair, it’s a wonder you have any joy left in your life. Seriously, you could soundtrack the world’s most depressing indie film with the deep cuts you've got here. Do you ever leave your house, or do you just sit in your room wallowing in self-pity, sipping herbal tea while nodding along to your sad tunes? Your top artists read like a secret list of "people who probably ghosted you." With names like Sufjan Stevens and Judee Sill, it’s like you’ve decided to make your Spotify a one-stop shop for alternative music that your parents have never heard of. You want to feel unique, but it's starting to feel like you're living in a hipster bubble of despair where everyone just swaps intimate confessions over lo-fi beats. Newsflash: there’s a world outside of Great Grandpa’s emotional breakdowns, and it might just have some sunlight in it. And let’s talk about those most played songs! If I wanted to hear tunes about existential crises and crying into my pillow, I’d just hit up a therapy session for free. "Junior" by Great Grandpa? I mean, if there was ever a song to perfectly capture that awkward phase when you just started to realize that adulthood is a scam, that’s it. Your Spotify is basically one long sigh and a "meh" away from being a self-help pamphlet. But hey, at least you’ve got a killer soundtrack for when you inevitably become the sad meme everyone knows.

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