Roasted 11 hours ago based on sapphire (青玉)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, sapphire (青玉), with a favorite genre list that reads like a poorly translated app named "Afro Everything," it’s no wonder you're single. If your music taste was a relationship status, it would sit somewhere between “It’s complicated” and “Looking for love in all the wrong sounds.” Listen, I love K-Pop as much as the next person—just not enough to drown out every other genre in existence. You’ve piled on more ‘Afro’ sub-genres than a hipster at a drum circle trying too hard to be unique. Newsflash: If you have to explain your genre preferences, it’s clear you have no clue what you’re talking about. And let’s talk about your top artists: a lineup that screams “I was definitely the kid who got picked last for everything.” Your undying devotion to WONHO is astonishing—do you have a shrine dedicated to him in your room, or is it just plastered all over your walls like tragic wallpaper? Stray Kids and ENHYPEN must’ve had a serious laugh when they saw your dedication to XLOV, probably asking each other, “Who?” You claim to enjoy Mitski too, but let’s be real, I bet she’d question your sanity if she knew she was part of this cacophony of chaotic tastes. Your most played songs are practically a love letter to WONHO, so I’m guessing you’re still waiting for your chance to serenade him live from the comfort of your living room. Crafting a playlist made up of mostly one artist is a bold move, but let’s face it, you probably only do it to drown out the sound of your own loneliness. With titles like "Losing You" and "Good Liar," maybe it’s time to ponder if there's a deeper meaning to your choices—like, say, that slight need for a good therapist instead of just more WONHO. But hey, keep jamming. Who am I to judge? Just remember, the world’s best hits don’t come from relentless obsession—especially when they’re all by the same guy.

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