Roasted 9 months ago based on Charles's long term Spotify stats.

Charles, it’s adorable that you think “Alternative Hip Hop” is a genre rather than just a phase you went through in high school while trying to impress girls with your deep thoughts on existentialism. You’ve got enough sub-genres in your profile to fill an entire hip hop archive, proving that you are indeed a connoisseur of all the beats that you cannot dance to. If there were a world record for being pretentious with your music choices, congratulations—you’d have your very own Spotify trophy. Your top artists read like a “Hip Hop Starter Pack” for someone who just found out what a mixtape is. Are you sure you didn’t just ask Siri to list the first ten names that popped into her algorithm? I can just picture you, sitting alone in your basement, wearing oversized headphones, like an artist in despair. You should probably switch to a self-help podcast, because clearly listening to Kendrick Lamar isn’t doing much for your social game. Spoiler alert: No amount of bars from Nas is going to help you if your rap battles are exclusively with the fridge on midnight snack runs. And let’s talk about your most played songs; they're like a Pandora's Box of cringeworthy choices. "The New Workout Plan" is ironic, given that the only exercising you're doing is lifting the remote while binging on snacks that would make a nutritionist weep. You’re playing “Dedicate” by Lil Wayne—who exactly are you trying to impress? 'Cause your Spotify stats suggest it's definitely not any actual social interaction. So take your hip-hop-puritanism, hit shuffle, and for heaven’s sake, try to discover something outside of your bubble. Maybe explore “Pop” and give those poor trapped artists a break from your relentless pull of nostalgia!

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