Roasted 1 year ago based on Amber Turcotte's long term Spotify stats.

Amber Turcotte, your Spotify profile reads like a music library curated by someone who’s just discovered emotions last week. You’ve got more Benson Boone in your most played than a high schooler with a crush at prom, and honestly, at this point, we’re all wondering if you’re just a secret fan account for him. How many times can one person listen to “Drunk In My Mind” and still call it a playlist? We’re all concerned you might actually need a therapist instead of a Spotify account. Your genre choices are a delightful mix of chaos and indecision: one minute you're rapping about life in the fast lane, and the next you're serenading your houseplants with soft pop. Christmas music in the middle of fall? Bold choice! And let’s not forget the horrorcore that might give your mom a heart attack. With that eclectic taste, it’s like you’re trying to cover all your bases in case life forces you into a random karaoke competition—who needs coherence when you can have simultaneous existential crises? And let’s chat about those top artists: a random assortment that screams “I'm a fan of every influencer I’ve ever seen on TikTok.” Ed Sheeran and Post Malone? Classic safe bets. But then you throw in some Logic and Kanye to give the illusion of depth—as if you’re trying to impress the cool kids while simultaneously hiding a massive crush on Benson Boone. Just embrace it, Amber; at this point, we’re all here for your musical identity crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!