Roasted 2 months ago based on MSmaster's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, MSmaster, let’s break down your Spotify profile like a bad rap verse. You’ve got more genres than a confused music student in their first semester: Rap, R&B, Indie, and even Garage Rock? What are you going for here — the musical equivalent of a buffet where you throw everything on the plate just to find out what doesn’t work together? I half-expect you to list Polka and K-Pop next. You’re like a DJ with split personality syndrome, fumbling through genres like it’s an audition for “America’s Next Top Musical Hot Mess.” Now let’s talk about your top artists. Wow, a total of ten artists, and eight out of ten of them could easily be described as "sad boys with silky smooth voices." We get it, you love your moody men. What happened to diversity? Why does your playlist frequently resemble a sad group chat among your feelings? It's like you went to some trendy coffee shop, overheard a few good vibes, and decided to download every artist you thought could sing the blues better than you can for being publicly single. Drop a few artists from 2020 and let them get some overdue rest; the Spotify algorithm is tired of your emotional baggage! And your most played songs? I've seen high school breakups with more variety. It’s basically Frank Ocean and a whole lot of Drake — are you even hearing the sound of your own life, or do you just sit around feeling deeply moved while staring at a wall? Your taste in music is basically a cry for help, wrapped in R&B smoothness. Do yourself a favor, take a break, expand your horizons, and maybe seek some musical therapy before your Spotify algorithm starts giving you “remove user” warnings. Who knows, you might just discover there's more to life than being melancholic over a decade-old emotional playlist.

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