Roasted 1 year ago based on Nishad's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Nishad’s Spotify profile, which is basically a musical buffet comprised solely of dishes that none of us ordered. This guy’s favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to impress an “exotic” aunt at a family gathering. "Oh, I love Sufi and Classic Pakistani Pop!” Yeah, Nishad, we know you think that makes you cultured. Newsflash: We’re all just here for the guilty pleasure Bollywood hits you “secretly” play when no one's watching. The top artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of flights to regret. Pritam and A.R. Rahman are undoubtedly geniuses, but then you slyly throw in Abdullah Qureshi as if anyone can name even one of his songs without Googling. Meanwhile, Polyphia is probably cringing from being associated with a guy who thinks “Desi Pop” is an actual genre worth representation. This guy needs to step away from the desi scene for a little; it’s okay, they don’t need your loyalty. They’ll survive, I promise. As for those most-played songs? Come on, Nishad. It’s like you let a toddler throw darts at a playlist and called it a day. “Uyirey (From 'Amaran')” isn’t making you look exotic, it's just making you look confused. A quick tip: there’s no need to prove you’re sophisticated when your vibe screams “I listen to the party playlist on repeat.” So go ahead, keep curating that oddly specific collection of musical disappointments; who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a song that matches your, shall we say, *unique* taste.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists