Roasted 3 months ago based on 𝓀𝓎𝓁𝒾𝑒 🎀's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kylie❣️, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist designed for an existential crisis at a middle school dance. I mean, "Hyperpop" and "Jersey Club"? Are we partying in a rave or trying to revive the lost art of awkward shuffle dancing? The only thing more chaotic than your favorite genres is your taste in Christmas music - because nothing screams "holiday spirit" like crying to emo rap while pondering the meaning of life in a sea of glitter and bad decisions. Your top artists are a wild mix worthy of a comedy roast. "Odetari," "Doja Cat," and "Kanye West"? Talk about the musical equivalent of a five-course meal at the world’s most confused restaurant. One moment you’re vibing with Tyler, The Creator, and then you’re getting ASMR from Nanou like that’ll distract you from your life choices! Seriously, your music taste resembles a mood board made by someone who can’t decide if they’re a nightlife queen or a middle-aged librarian who just discovered Spotify. And don't even get me started on your most played songs! "SPIT IN MY FACE!" sounds like a Friday night at your local bar when everyone meets their limit... of bad decisions. It's astounding that your top tracks range from Ski Mask to Ayesha Erotica — I guess you really can’t decide if you want to feel empowered or regrettably judged? Kylie, your listening habits are a rollercoaster ride through cringey nostalgia, and I’m just here for the laughs.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!