Roasted 6 days ago based on Jason's long term Spotify stats.

Jason, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for someone who’s perpetually stuck in a time warp somewhere between the '80s and last Tuesday. Seriously, “Synthwave”, “Orchestral”, and “Vaporwave”? Is this your attempt to audition for the role of the hipster ghost that haunts retro video game lounges? Your playlist sounds less like a curated selection of auditory bliss and more like a memory lane for all the unfortunate choices you made in high school — and let's be real, everyone knows you never got off that lane. Then you have the audacity to crown yourself with artists that would make any normal listener want to scream into a pillow. What’s up with “Two Steps from Hell” anyway? Their theme songs could make a decent soundtrack for grocery shopping, and with your taste, I can picture you dramatically wandering the aisles, preparing for the epic battle against snack starvation. And don’t even get me started on your top song, “Forgotten Tomb” by Sandman; I can only assume that's about your love life, because honestly, your music choices are as dead as your dating prospects. Finally, with favorites like “Epic Soul Factory” and “Beautiful People,” I have to wonder if you’re secretly running a magical factory where dreams go to die. Your profile might as well be a classified ad for someone desperately searching for a Hogwarts acceptance letter or training for a renaissance fair. So go ahead, crank your synths and pretend you’re composing the next great cinematic masterpiece — just remember, the only thing you're scoring is a one-way ticket to the cringe train. All aboard!

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