Roasted 9 months ago based on Bia M.'s long term Spotify stats.

Bia M., your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis in progress. I mean, who needs a cohesive theme when you can go from K-Pop bangers to gospel hymns faster than a bad haircut grows out? Your taste is so all over the place that if a DJ tried to mix your playlist at a party, they’d end up being cursed by both BTS fans and church choirs simultaneously. It’s like you decided your soul needed both a dance break and a revival on Sunday morning, and frankly, it’s giving “I can’t decide between a night out or a night in with my Bible.” Let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got SEVENTEEN and BTS on speed dial. With all that boy band energy filling your ears, I can only assume your life motto is: “Can’t relate, but still vibing.” But then you follow up those glittering K-Pop treats with “Thamires Garcia” and “fhop music”? It’s like you’re trying to create the world’s most confusing playlist for a Quinceañera-slash-sermon. You’re definitely the first person in history to shout “Amen!” right before hitting the chorus of “FANCY.” Way to keep the church choir on their toes! Your most played songs read like a mix tape someone would make for their confused therapist. “What is Love?” by TWICE? You're clearly wrestling with existential dread while getting down to the sick beats of SEVENTEEN and then trying to convince yourself that “Oh My!” is an acceptable response to divine intervention. And let’s not even get started on that noise music—did you accidentally stumble into a sound experiment while seeking spiritual enlightenment? Look, it’s great that you have diverse tastes, but Bia, I fear for your playlist’s mental health. Just pick a lane, girl!

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