Roasted 1 year ago based on Soumya Ranjan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Soumya Ranjan, the curator of the most confused Spotify playlist in existence. You’ve managed to blend Desi tunes with Bedroom Pop and somehow landed at Indian Indie in the midst of all this chaos. I mean, no wonder your listening habits look like a college freshman’s experimental phase. It’s clear you either can’t decide what genre you like or you’re just trying to concoct the musical equivalent of a fusion dish that nobody asked for. Spoiler alert: it’s too spicy and mildly existential! Let’s talk about your top artists. We’ve got The Weeknd and Radiohead, two bastions of moody emotional depth, side by side with "Bollywood’s love song brothers," Vishal-Shekhar, and Nanku, the undisputed king of, well, whatever it is he sings about. If you’re not careful, you might just create an alternate universe where these artists collaborate on a track called “Cigarettes After Kallu Ji” — a heart-wrenching anthem for confused millennials who just can’t adult. It’s so bad, it’s almost genius. Almost. And don’t get me started on your most played songs! “Chupke Se” by Nanku right next to “Lonely Day” by System of a Down? Now that’s some emotional whiplash that’d leave an entire therapy session in shambles. You’ve got songs that scream “let’s have a real conversation” and then “please don’t talk to me” jammed together like they’re trying to start a fight at a family wedding. Overall, your music taste is as consistent as a Wi-Fi signal in a public restroom—just when you think you’ve found a good vibe, it drops out completely, and you’re stuck contemplating life with the sound of flushing toilets. Bravo!

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