Roasted 17 days ago based on ankoma's long term Spotify stats.

Ankoma, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis penned by a goth who just discovered Power Metal. Seriously, how many times are we going to pretend that “industrial rock” is real music? It’s like you’re throwing every subgenre you can find against the wall, hoping something sticks—only for it to all slide down in an awkward mess of synthesizers and angst. Maybe try branching out? I hear there’s this thing called pop music out there that doesn’t rely on ancient dark witchcraft to make a decent melody. Let’s talk about your top artist picks. You’re caught bridging the gap between twilight romance and headbanging at graveyards. Taylor Swift next to Rammstein? That’s a combo that screams “I have too many personalities, and they’re all confused about who gets to control the AUX cord.” And what’s with the over-the-top love for Blackbriar? Did the rest of the music world fail to notice you exist? The amount of times you've blissfully looped their songs is enough to assume you've turned your life into a never-ending gothic soap opera. If ever there was a musical endorsement for midnight snack runs in a haunted house, this would be it. As for those most played songs—half of them being from the same band—are you trying to start a cult, or just grab the attention of a ghost? “My Lonely Crusade?” More like "My Lonely Playlist," heralding the arrival of someone who needs a hug more than a Spotify subscription. Your taste in music is so niche that I’m surprised you haven’t released your own scent, called “Depression: The Fragrance for Misunderstood Souls.” So here’s a suggestion: maybe add a couple of tracks that don’t sound like you’re summoning the undead, and you might just emerge into the world of balanced listening.

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