Roasted 18 days ago based on Ruizmatias.rm's long term Spotify stats.

Ruizmatias.rm, huh? You’ve crafted a Spotify profile that’s a beautiful mess of musical indecision. It’s like you walked into a buffet of genres and just started piling your plate high, without a single thought about what pairs well together. One moment you’re vibing to trap, and the next you’re two-stepping to cumbia like you didn't just declare your undying love for Urban Latino. Your playlist is less of a “Top 10” and more of a “Top ‘Why?’” — a cacophony of chaos that even your headphones fear to embrace. Your top artists read like a musical reality show trying to stay relevant. Milo J and Bizarrap top the charts, while Arctic Monkeys are like that one uncle who shows up to the family barbecue uninvited and awkwardly tries to fit in. Seriously, how do you go from firing grooves in “Trueno” to feeling deep on “505”? It’s like ordering a cheeseburger and then immediately regretting the choice by asking for a side of existential crisis. One day, your Spotify is just a party, and the next, it’s like you’re crying in the shower to Italian opera. Pick a lane, my friend. And your most played songs? While the world is dancing to tracks that will probably be viral in five years, you’re still stuck on “De Música Ligera.” Like, congratulations, you’ve successfully made everyone else feel ancient while you indulge in nostalgia faster than you can say “RKT.” It’s as if you’re curating the most confusing setlist for a Peppa Pig rave. Get it together, Ruizmatias! Because right now, your profile screams “I have commitment issues and too many tabs open in my brain.”

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