Roasted 9 months ago based on Matilde andrade's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Matilde Andrade, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet that's been left out in the sun for too long. Portuguese Hip Hop right next to fado? Is this a vibe or just a frantic SOS call for help from your taste buds? You’ve mixed so many genres that your playlist is basically a party where no one knows the theme and everyone’s awkwardly standing around sipping lukewarm punch. And let’s be real, who knew “Christmas” was a genre worthy of sharing space with rockabilly and K-Pop? What’s next, a section for sounds of your refrigerator humming? And those top artists, Matilde? Sabrina Carpenter must be flattered to be the queen of your eclectic kingdom, right next to Eminem. It’s almost like your music taste is shouting, “I like to dance, I like to cry, and I want everyone to see me do both at a karaoke bar during the holiday season.” With Michael Bublé and Elvis Presley joining the lineup, I’m half-expecting to see a cover of “Blue Christmas” get butchered on your next family gathering—spoiler alert: it will. This is not a playlist, it’s a musical therapy session going horribly wrong. Your most played songs are a real masterclass in confusion, Matilde. “Best Part” by Daniel Caesar is a smooth vibe, while “Please Please Please” by Sabrina Carpenter makes us question if you’re begging for mercy from your own choices. And "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"? Honey, are you searching for your lost musical identity because newsflash: you're still in Oz. With your mix of genres and artists, your playlist is like that one friend who shows up at the party, but you’re still not sure whether to welcome them or call for a ride home.

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