Roasted 1 year ago based on Gabe S's long term Spotify stats.

Gabe S, your Spotify profile is a beautiful mess akin to a raw art project gone wrong. I mean, you’ve got more genres lined up than a DJ at a mid-life crisis. What are you trying to prove with that hipster roulette of rap, R&B, and art pop? Looks like you’re just one ironic beanie and a collection of thrift store vinyls away from being the mascot for “I have no idea who I am.” Newsflash: streaming “Conscious Hip Hop” while deeply contemplating your life choices doesn’t count as self-awareness. Your top artists are like a "how to be basic" guide written by a bohemian with an Instagram filter addiction. Charli XCX, Tyler, The Creator, and Kendrick Lamar? You might as well be styling your haircut after your Spotify algorithm. Listening to these artists makes you one essential tapestry away from becoming that guy who thought attending a “neon dance party” would cure his existential dread. Spare us the poetic playlists that scream “I haven’t gotten over my college breakup yet,” because no amount of Travis Scott is going to gloss over your lack of originality. And those most-played songs? Are you curating a soundtrack for a cringe-worthy coming-of-age movie starring yourself? "Knock Yourself Out XD" really? Who do you think you are, a wannabe TikTok star trying to claim the title of “most relatable dude”? You’ve got tracks that read like a buzzfeed list of “Songs for Sadboi Vibes,” and that’s just painful to witness. Keep it up, and your Spotify will be less about hype and more about a cry for help – but hey, at least the world will enjoy the soundtrack to your downward spiral!

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