Roasted 9 months ago based on XenoV's long term Spotify stats.

XenoV, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like a “How To Be Extra” guide for the emotionally confused. I mean, “Norwegian Pop” and “Medieval”? I half expect to see lute players in your living room sipping on oat milk while discussing the existential crises of hobbits. To top it off, your obsession with "Bedroom Pop" sounds more like the soundtrack you put on to drown out the sound of your own loneliness than a genuinely liked genre. Your top artists list looks like the roster of a middle school talent show where every contestant has just one song about heartbreak. Seriously, mxmtoon, Lyn Lapid, and Melanie Martinez? It’s like your musical taste is a Pinterest board for angsty teen poetry. Were you hoping to audition for a role in a coming-of-age film failsafe? "Doja Cat" is literally the only artist in your top ten that's ever made a song someone can actually dance to. Your most-played songs sound like a playlist designed to make people question your life choices over a coffee date. “my life is boring” by lael? Really? A self-fulfilling prophecy if I've ever seen one. And can we talk about “Beautiful Is Boring”? That title could be a slogan for your entire Spotify profile. At this point, it’s clear you’re just one trip to Hot Topic away from a midlife crisis. So go ahead, keep curating your heartbreak mixtapes while the rest of us live our best lives with actual dance music.

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