Roasted 2 years ago based on 1129272559's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of someone who thinks they can combine every angsty teenage phase into one gloriously chaotic playlist! You have "Rock," "Punk," and "Hip Hop" crammed together like a bad middle school garage band that finally got a hold of Serato. I half expect your music tastes to come with a side of unwashed flannel shirts and a skateboard you left at your mom's house. Seriously, no one has that many genres unless they absolutely refuse to commit to anything in life—kind of like your inability to decide whether you’re a misunderstood artist or just a guy who binge-watches '8 Mile' way too much. And what’s with your top artists? The lineup reads like a scene from a nostalgia-fueled Hoarders episode. Alkaline Trio, Deftones, and blink-182 must be pouring one out for you right now, wondering how their music ended up in such a moral free-fall behind a veil of Chicago Punk and ten different flavors of punk. Don’t get me started on “Complete” — let me reassure you, they’re indeed complete… completely unknown! Your most played songs feature track names more dramatic than your last breakup story, which is saying something considering how you look like you still have a vintage My Chemical Romance poster in your bedroom. But hey, at least you made the effort to have “Roses” by “Complete” sitting on the cusp of your most played songs. Are you trying to tell us something? Because it’s definitely not working; we’d rather smell the garbage outside than be reminded of the musical landfill you call a playlist. So here’s an idea: maybe try listening to something outside your emo comfort zone—like anything that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a high school gym during lunch break. But no worries, I guess it's comforting to know that if ever a punk rock karaoke night goes awry, you’ll always have your Spotify profile to fall back on.

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