Roasted 2 years ago based on Laura Booze's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 1276397468, the Spotify profile equivalent of a mid-life crisis in a cowboy hat. Your taste in music reads like the most confusing bar playlist where “contemporary” and “classic” wrestle each other for dominance, while you sit there with a dazed look, sipping your lukewarm PBR and wondering if you should have taken up knitting instead. I mean, six different flavors of country? It’s like trying to pick your favorite kind of syrup while standing in front of an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet – just stop overcomplicating it, my dude! And let’s talk about that top artist list; it’s basically a ‘who’s who’ of mediocre stadium country with a splash of Imagine Dragons. You have so many tracks by those guys that I can’t help but feel they’re paying you alimony for all those plays. “Bones”? More like “Boring,” because your life is clearly one catchy chorus away from a country song about lost hope and bad decisions. “Thunder” should be your theme song when you walk into a room full of people and the only thing they want to know is where the exit is. Let’s not sleep on your most-played songs; you’ve got "Bad Romance" nestled in there like an awkward third wheel at a two-step competition. I appreciate the attempt to add some variety, but it’s clear that when it comes to taste in music, you think a little “Lady Gaga” can mask how deeply you’ve fallen into the “Country Twilight Zone.” The only thing these playlists are bringing to the table is the overwhelming urge to move to a city with minimal bluegrass and an extensive therapy program.

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