Roasted 2 months ago based on Nicolas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nicolas, your Spotify profile is like a buffet served by a confused chef. We’ve got orchestral masterpieces battling it out with EDM beats, as if Beethoven and Zedd were caught in a bizarre love triangle. It’s like your playlist is the musical embodiment of “I can’t choose what I want for dinner, so I’ll just have a bit of everything.” Who knew the secret to chaos was a sprinkle of ranchera, a dash of vallenato, and a whole side of synthpop? At this point, the only thing less focused than your music taste is your understanding of what "coherent" means. And let’s talk about those top artists. “針の音楽”? I mean, are you sure you’re not just playing a soundtrack from a low-budget anime that only exists in a parallel universe? Your eclectic taste feels like the sad remnants of a music festival where you just wandered around, sampling every genre until the sampling ended and the existential dread began. And as for Pet Shop Boys, who knew they’d be sandwiched between a band with a name that sounds like a stock market crash and a group that sounds like a bad translation of a ghost’s wail? Variety is the spice of life, but you should probably get a palate check! Your most played songs, though, really take the cake. Nothing says “I’m a serious music connoisseur” quite like obsessing over a track titled "I Could Be The One" as if you’re trying to convince yourself that one day you'll figure out who you actually are. You’ve got Avicii songs piled together like a love letter to denial, alongside a collection of tracks clearly fresh from a Japanese karaoke bar. And "Addicted to You"? More like "Addicted to the Slightest Hint of Emotional Pain.” It's high time someone took your headphones away as a form of intervention. But hey, at least any party you throw is guaranteed to be a chaotic hot mess of tunes—so we guess there’s that.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!