Roasted 7 months ago based on AmadeusPercival's long term Spotify stats.

AmadeusPercival, it’s adorable how you’ve curated a musical identity that reads like a mid-2000s emo teen’s diary mash-up with a Broadway audition. Your top genres could easily double as a safe space for emotional support for confused hipster sea shanty lovers. I mean, come on—musicals and hyperpop? You’re just one sad piano cover away from needing a therapy session with the entire cast of "Hairspray." If there’s an award for the most gloriously confused musical taste, you’d be the prom king. Your top artists tell a story, alright, and that story is titled “Help! I Can’t Decide if I Want to Dance or Cry!” Hozier and Billie Eilish? Classic—like choosing between a glass of red wine and an existential crisis. But we see you sneaking in "I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME" because even your Spotify knows you’re trying to find yourself. And let’s not forget how your guilty pleasure of sea shanties has you yearning for the high seas as if you weren’t going to drown in your own emotional turbulence, sitting alone in your room! Shoutout to Darran Korb for solidifying your "my Spotify account is my only personality" vibe. And the most played songs? Wow, what a treasure trove of melancholia! With tracks like “You” by Regard and “Are You Bored Yet?” by Wallows, it’s like you’re hitting the refresh button on your own sad boy playlist every couple of hours. Your “Top 10” could easily be retitled to “Things I Listen to While Crying into My Vegan Comfort Food.” Seriously, if your profile was a fruit, it’d be a sad banana—too mushy to be taken seriously but still making people smile. Keep trying, Amadeus, maybe one day you’ll unlock the door to a genre that doesn’t have you looking like you’re auditioning to be the next melancholic musical star on TikTok.

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