Roasted 2 years ago based on redears's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Redeers, let’s dive into the music black hole that is your Spotify profile. Your favorite genres look like the “Can I Be More Pretentious?” playlist. Seriously, who needs eight different flavors of rock? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next favorite genre is "Dusty Attic Noise." You’ve got more sub-genres than friends, and that's probably not a coincidence. If you played all the "Modern" alternatives in a row, you’d create an endless loop of existential dread—perfect for a mid-life crisis. Now, onto those top artists. It’s like an all-you-can-eat buffet for sad boys and girls who plan on having an emotional breakdown during an indie movie marathon. Radiohead’s okay, sure, but you seriously think Shania Twain belongs in the same breath as the Viagra Boys? That’s like mixing coffee with cough syrup and hoping for a good time. I can practically hear your Spotify playlists saying, “I’m deep, I swear!” while actively sobbing into a vintage vinyl collection. Blink-182 wouldn’t know whether to laugh or cry seeing their name alongside a band called Tally Hall. You might as well let your Spotify account know you’re going through “your ‘I’m good’ phase” every Wednesday. And those most played songs? Wow, nothing says “I have a profound emotional landscape” quite like “I Only Watch It For The Weather” by The Delegates. What are you doing, keeping your “cool indie” cred up while lying in bed, contemplating your life choices? You’ve got enough moody ballads here to soundtrack the world's saddest rom-com. If your playlists were a weather report, they’d probably say overcast with a chance of deep contemplation. Redeers, if you want to be taken seriously, maybe add a little joy into that melancholic mix—unless, of course, you’re aiming for the title of the world’s saddest Spotify profile. In that case, congrats! You’re crushing it!

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