Roasted 8 months ago based on Danfear's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Danfear, where do we even begin? Your music taste reads like a college thesis on "How to Make Friends Before Getting Dumped.” With genres like Math Rock and Noise Rock, I honestly expect your Spotify wrapped to be a bunch of incomprehensible equations and the screams of your parents asking why you didn't just join a normal book club. But hey, who needs conformity when you can vibe with melodies that sound like a blender full of broken dreams? Your top artists might as well be a list of my least favorite PowerPoint presentations. "And So I Watch You from Afar"? Sounds like your love life in a nutshell—totally distant and painfully awkward. And let's not get started on "Djent," which seems to be your personal battle cry against any semblance of rhythm. Your playlists could double as soundtracks for indie films about existential crises, or alternatively, as a method of torture for the musically sane. And as for those most played tracks—congratulations on setting the record for the most obscure songs no one asked to hear! I'm not sure if you're trying to express your intense feelings of depression or just walking us through the soundtrack of your existential breakdowns while you sip on an overpriced oat milk latte. Next time you want to curate the 'vibes', just remember: listening to 'Post-Rock' doesn't mean you're above us; it just means you're determined to make us suffer through mood swings even your therapist wouldn't understand. Keep it up, and you’ll be the proud owner of a Spotify profile that’s basically a resume for your future role as an inaccessible hipster DJ.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!