Roasted 9 months ago based on Abandoningtheflesh's long term Spotify stats.

Yo, Abandoningtheflesh, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who just lost a competition for most melodramatic emo embrace. Seriously, who hurt you? Your taste in music is a wild mix of "I’m seeing shadows in my room" and "please don’t call me, I’m busy being misunderstood." The sheer amount of math in your preferred genres suggests you probably think love can be solved with a quadratic equation. You might want to check on your social life, because I’m pretty sure it’s hiding under a pile of your favorite sad songs. It’s impressive that you’ve dedicated your listening habits to bands with names longer than your last relationship. “All My Wishes Were Thrown Down a Well and Should Die There”? Sounds like the title of your collection of intimate diary entries. And let’s talk about your top artists—finding “foxtails” five times in your most-played list just proves you have commitment issues… with variety! You clearly have an emotional attachment that could rival a Netflix subscription binge, and it's a miracle you don't have a restraining order against your own playlist by now. Look, we get it—you wear your angst like a badge of honor and think existential dread is a lifestyle. But it’s about time you switch it up and give those "feel good" playlists a shot! Maybe sprinkle in some happy tunes, or at the very least, tracks that won’t induce existential crises and painful flashbacks to every bad haircut you ever had. But hey, if you want to be the soundtrack of a sad indie movie, keep doing you. Who knows, maybe one day someone will relate to your musical journey and find you at the bottom of a well—figuratively speaking, of course!

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