Roasted 1 year ago based on kaden 0013's long term Spotify stats.

Kaden 0013, huh? Nice to see you’re cultivating an identity that looks like a hip-hop Spotify algorithm threw up all over your profile. Your favorite genres read like the desperate cry of a wannabe hipster who swears their musical preference is deep but really just means “I spend too much time on TikTok.” I haven’t seen someone trying so hard to be unique since that one kid in high school who wore socks with sandals and claimed it was “fashion.” Let's talk artists. Quadeca and Jades? Congratulations on selecting the musical equivalent of a participation trophy. I didn’t know exploring underground hip hop was as easy as just picking artists with names that sound like they’re allergic to vowels—did you stumble on ‘spoder’ while searching for "most embarrassing Spotify handles"? And I’m not saying your music taste is bad, but even your playlists are filing for emotional distress. If being basic was an Olympic sport, you'd win a gold medal while your artists hold their participation ribbons above their heads in solidarity. And then we reach your Most Played Songs. Wow, Kaden, did you accidentally set your repeat button to ‘spoder’? This pattern is so absurdly consistent that I half-expect a feature film on the life and times of spoder to drop next week—guaranteed to be a nail-biter, just like listening to your music. I guess if you ever get tired of those tracks, you can binge-watch paint dry; it sounds like it would offer a similar level of excitement. Let me know when you've found an artist that doesn’t seem like a random selection from a hipster's throwaway notes app—until then, keep repping that Spotify profile like you’re proud of it!

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