Roasted 2 years ago based on ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s your Spotify profile, a glorious shrine dedicated to the musical taste of someone who obviously couldn't decide between a Balkan night out and a middle school dance party. "Turbo Folk," "Chalga," and "Canadian Pop"? Honey, are you trying to win a world record for the most eclectic and confused playlist on the planet? At this point, your music choices are less about personal preference and more about being the DJ nobody wants at a party. Seriously, if you play “Džanum” one more time, I’m starting a petition to revoke your Spotify privileges. Then we have your top artists, with Jelena Karleusa apparently leading the charge like a pop star marathon runner who just chugged a bottle of Red Bull mixed with sheer desperation. I mean, it takes a special kind of dedication to have five songs from one artist in your top played—either you're their biggest fan, or you’re just trying to manifest some level of Balkan royalty through sheer musical overdose. Consulting with other artists like Nicki Minaj and The Weeknd is simply a cry for help when you’ve got a list starring someone who makes music for a night club that only opens every other full moon. And if we dive into your most played songs, it’s like swimming in a swimming pool filled with confusion and tropical vibes that are occasionally interrupted by some random Balkan beats. “The Boy Is Mine”? That’s adorable, but judging by your obsession with Jelena, it seems you're more interested in dating a playlist than an actual human being. With every beat of your Spotify rhythm, I’m just waiting for you to unveil “Songs for Your Next Existential Crisis,” because with that collection, you’re definitely cruising for a midlife crisis at 25!

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