Roasted 1 year ago based on dedalia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, Dedalia! A Spotify profile that reads like a mid-2000s teen drama script. You've got more genres than personality traits, and we all know you're just trying to cover up a lack of musical identity. Pop, rock, indie—do you even know what you like, or did you just hit shuffle on a Buzzfeed quiz titled "Find Your True Soundtrack"? "POV: Indie" sounds more like a hipster dating profile than an actual music category. At this point, you'd have a better chance getting the attention of a boy band than getting a clear idea of your own taste. And who knew that liking K-Pop required you to specify "K-Pop Boy Group"? Congrats on paving the way for all the wannabe producers with a serious soft spot for guys in matching outfits. Your favorites read as a desperate strategy to charm anyone with earplugs and a penchant for the latest viral dance challenge. Don't get me started on your top artists. Is "Five Seconds of Summer" really up there? Wow, what a groundbreaking choice; welcome to the pop-rock renaissance! Meanwhile, your taste in Hozier songs could launch a "What’s Wrong with Dedalia?" podcast with its whiny undertones. As for your most played tracks, it’s like you raided an emo label’s dumpster and fished out the most pretentious songs to play at your next candlelit "I'm-too-deep-for-this-world" gathering. “Aqua Regia”? You must think you’re the main character in a tragic indie film. Newsflash: you’re just the extra who spends too long picking out a coffee. If Spotify had a cringe algorithm, your profile would be number one in the algorithm's graveyard. Go ahead, hit play on that next track—you can always drown your sorrows in a cheerfully generic pop anthem.

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