Roasted 7 months ago based on cherish's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Cherish, your Spotify profile is a beautiful disaster, much like your taste in music—a delightful mix of midlife crisis and teenage angst. With genres that range from "Bedroom Pop" to something dangerously close to "Doom Metal," it's clear you somehow managed to grow up listening to your high school breakup playlist. Did you compile this list while sobbing alone in your closet? Because it’s giving major “I live for sad lyrics and questionable life choices” vibes. Here’s a tip: it’s called “rock” not “rock bottom”—let’s get you a lifeline. Your top artists are less a lineup and more a support group for anyone feeling overwhelmingly nostalgic or just plain lost. Taylor Swift, Nirvana, and Paramore walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Is this a coping mechanism or a cry for help?” You’ve got enough emo in your preferences to fill a stadium of sad kids, and if I had a dollar for every time “Would've, Could've, Should've” has been played on repeat by someone regretting their life choices, I could retire. But your fixation on the '90s grunge rebel vibe with a sweet twist of hyper-emotional pop is such a nostalgic choice—it’s almost like you’re trying to remix every heartbreak you still can’t get over, bless your heart. And let’s talk about your "Most Played" songs, which seem to be a chaotic collection of post-breakup therapy sessions. Blake Roman, who? You probably gave him a Spotify subscription out of pity. “So High School” is practically an autobiography for you at this point—seriously, it screams "I peaked at 17.” Do you wear earplugs while jamming to “Parachute” just to drown out the sounds of your emotional baggage? I can't help but picture you putting together playlists named “I might be crazy” and “Why do they leave me?” Honestly, Cherish, your Spotify looks like a diary that people find after you’ve disappeared into the void, crawling through your moody soundscapes like an emotional burrito. Keep it up, you’re one mixtape away from becoming a dark web sensation!

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