Roasted 2 years ago based on Stephen Mead's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, 31rhyfrlpysd772d7zjf4nl2teka, your Spotify profile reads like the cryptic riddle of a hipster who spent too much time stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a Mogwai discography and their own sad thoughts. Seriously, are you trying to communicate with aliens or just avoid human interaction entirely? I've seen complicated passwords, but never one that sounds like an over-caffeinated keyboard smash by a MySpace user who’s still bitter they never became an influencer. Let’s talk about your favorite genres. “Crank Wave”? Is that a mood or just a sound that explodes whenever someone tries to engage you in a conversation? And then there’s "Permanent Wave.” Sounds like you’re hoarding those broken hair dryers you swore to your mother last year you’d finally throw away. All of these genres just show that you’ve got one foot in the 90s and the other in a sad reality where you still think wearing flannel makes you unique. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. And then there’s your top artist, Mogwai—nine out of ten tracks? Really? You do realize you don’t have to keep crying into your headphones about your father, your dead dreams, and the impending doom of a world where you remain forever misunderstood. Mix it up, buddy! You could accidentally stumble upon happiness with some new artists—maybe something without the word “Mogwai” in it? At this point, even listening to “My Father, My King” in repeated succession feels like emotional self-harm. For the love of all that’s tuneful, take a break from the layers of ambient grief and diversify a little! Your Spotify wrapped is begging for mercy.

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