Roasted 21 days ago based on Milan's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Milan, I see we’ve got a walking, talking Spotify algorithm here! Your taste in music is so niche that if I threw a brick at you, it would hit at least three unwarranted German hip-hop remixes on the way down. Seriously, what happened? Did Spotify accidentally drop you in a Berlin rave and you decided to stay forever? “Rage Rap?” More like “Rage Nap” because I can’t believe how sleepy your playlist makes me. And let’s be real, the only ‘grime’ I can see here is the residue left behind from you crying alone over Pashanim’s latest “masterpiece.” Next up, are we really pretending that Yeat and Drake belong on the same list? One's winning Grammys and the other sounds like he’s trying to talk through a mouthful of marbles. And who is Pashanim? Is that the sound of your friends when they hear your playlist? I can practically hear them saying, “Please, not another ‘erstersommerohnedich’ rant!” Ty$ler, the Creator, must be shaking his head in disappointment – his last album was a masterclass, while you seem to be a student of the school of ‘let’s play the same artist’s track until even my Spotify hates me.’ And come on, bro, the obsession with the same dude? You’ve got more Pashanim songs in your rotation than he has words in his lyrics! Have you considered diversifying your sources or are you just trying to become the unofficial representative of an obscure German hip-hop scene? I’m just surprised Pashanim hasn’t dropped a track titled “Milan’s Misery” about your desperate need for some melodic variety. It’s time for you to step out of that echo chamber and realize there’s a whole world of music out there, waiting for you to give it a chance—instead of pashan-ing yourself into madness!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists