Roasted 2 years ago based on Sydney Thompson's long term Spotify stats.

Sydney Thompson, huh? It’s like your Spotify profile is a one-stop shop for a midlife crisis in a high school musical. I mean, your favorite genres read like the playlist for a summer camp led by an overenthusiastic music teacher who can’t decide if they’re more into Jesus or Broadway. With “Pop,” “Show Tunes,” and a full section on Christian music, I’m surprised your profile didn’t come with a warning label: “May cause spontaneous karaoke sessions and a deep-seated need for affirmation.” Your top artists look like they were picked straight from a String Cheese Incident fan’s nightmare. Taylor Swift and Kidz Bop Kids—let’s be real, you’re one step away from belting out “Let It Go” while wearing a glittery tiara. And Alex Warren? Good choice. His music has the emotional depth of a cereal box, which is perfect if you're aiming to match the intelligence of your Spotify choices. Who knew that you could go through a whole existential crisis while still clinging to the hopeful refrain of CCM? And what’s with your most played songs? “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”—just one more cue to us all that you might need to get your love life out of the Broadway theatre and into a real bar. At this point, “HOME” by Michael Sanzone should just be renamed to “Sydney’s Personal Crisis Anthem.” But hey, at least when the robots take over and only Adam Sandler movies get played, you’ll have a soundtrack everyone will unfriend you over. Keep jamming, Sydney!

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