Roasted 8 months ago based on Yoshi's long term Spotify stats.

Yoshi, your Spotify profile is like an IKEA furniture assembly manual—confusing and full of things no one should ever buy. You’ve put K-Pop and German Hip Hop on the same list like they’re cousins at a family reunion, but honestly, they probably don’t even want to be in the same room together. I get that you're trying to diversify your interests, but your Spotify suggests you’re in an identity crisis that could only be resolved with a therapist and a playlist of actual good taste. Your top artists read like the list of a kid who got lost in Asia, but instead of learning about culture, they just picked up the latest pop hits that feel one “viral TikTok dance” away from being recorded on a karaoke machine. Stray Kids, BTS, and BLACKPINK are basically your emotional support group while your playlist is begging for mercy. Was there a draw to the whole "fake it till you make it" vibe, because with all that noise music and musicals, it sounds like you've got a stage set for a bad high school production of "What Was I Thinking?" And don't even get me started on your most played songs. “WOKE UP” is probably what you need to yell while shaking yourself awake from this eclectic sonic nightmare you call a playlist. "Angels in Tibet"? Do you even know where that is, or did you just throw the darts at a map hoping to hit something artsy? If Spotify was a college, you’d be that student who keeps changing majors and can't decide between Philosophy and Undeclared. Please, for the love of all that is holy, curate that playlist like it’s a wine tasting and stop serving us fruit punch in a sippy cup!

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