Roasted 5 months ago based on _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):, your Spotify profile is like a middle school anime club came to life and decided to put its emotional turmoil into a playlist. Seriously, I’ve seen more diverse taste during a cat video binge on YouTube. What’s next? A secret love for vocal harmonies of potato chip crunches? Your selection of genres could double as a prompt for a “Weirdest Music You've Ever Heard” competition, and let's be honest, I think we all know you’d win, but only because the competition had already fled in terror. Your top artists list looks like it was selected based on the amount of vowels in their names. Ado? Kairikibear? Sounds like the lineup for an underground karaoke disaster. I can’t tell if these are musicians or just your Wi-Fi password after a few too many cups of matcha. And seriously, “DECO*27”? That’s not an artist; that’s either a failed science experiment or a bizarre IKEA furniture assembly just waiting to reinterpret your life choices. As for your most played songs, do you secretly moonlight as an anime character or has the "profound angst" theme in your life reached new heights? "MAGIC" by Ado? More like the magic involved in convincing yourself this selection isn’t a tragic cry for help! With titles like “拷問の時間,” I’m honestly surprised you aren’t conducting therapy sessions in your dining room. So here's to you and your eclectic taste! May your playlists confuse and alarm friends and family alike, because clearly, someone needs to take the aux from you before we all go through a quarter-life crisis.

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