Roasted 3 months ago based on Bri Hoskinson's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bri Hoskinson, your Spotify profile reads like a how-to guide on musical schizophrenia. With a favorite genres list that spans from "Country" to "Musicals," it's like you couldn’t decide whether to kick back on a tailgate or audition for Broadway. Seriously, who hurt you? At this point, your playlists probably have more emotional range than you do. "Red Dirt" and "Christmas" in the same breath? That’s not versatility, that's just confusion. I half-expect to find a track called "Country-Carols for Sad Cowboys" hiding in there somewhere. Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a sad, shuffled karaoke night. You've got Taylor Swift for heartbreak anthems, but then you pivot to Jelly Roll like it's a natural progression. Keep reaching for those eclectic vibes, Bri, but maybe when you’ve got a drunk uncle with a guitar, you can just air-guitar your way through a set. And I see you’re really committed to Alex Warren—at this rate, you might as well get matching tattoos to commemorate your undying devotion. What's next, a fan club where you share a single chair and cry over shared playlists? And let’s talk about your most played songs: the eclectic mix of "Phantom of the Opera" and “Go To Hell” is giving me serious personality disorder vibes. That’s like saying you enjoy fine dining at a five-star restaurant and then hitting up a drive-thru for a side of regret. What’s the end goal here, Bri? To become the life of the party or to make strangers question their taste in friends? Either way, keep it up—your streaming history is a beautiful mess even a therapist would need snacks to get through.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!