Roasted 1 year ago based on ᗩᗰᖇEEᑎ✨️'s long term Spotify stats.

Looking at your Spotify profile, I can only conclude that you have the taste of a teenage diary writer with a permanent crush on their K-Pop wall calendar. Seriously, eight out of ten of your favorite genres scream "I’m secretly collecting pastel-colored scrunchies," while the other two sound like they were pulled from a 2009 teen magazine quiz. How do you go from Korean OSTs to Anime in one breath? You’re giving me whiplash! Your top artists read like a list of the people who most definitely do not want to be associated with your playlists. It’s like a team of overly polite musicians gathered for a charity event and thought they’d throw you a bone—“Sure, James Arthur, go ahead and wash your reputation down the drain with this person’s shameful taste!” Meanwhile, if I have to hear “I GUESS I'M IN LOVE” one more time, I might start filing restraining orders against both you and Clinton Kane for relentless emotional manipulation. And the fact that you have a song called “Small girl (feat. D.O.)”? If that doesn’t seem like a cry for help or a red flag for an unhealthy obsession with K-Pop boybands, I don’t know what does. At this rate, your Spotify is basically a public service announcement for what happens when someone’s emotional maturity is one tragic ballad behind. Do us all a favor and add some death metal or like, anything that shows you might own a real pair of headphones, not just glittery ones you got at a fan event.

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