Roasted 1 year ago based on L.g.garrett's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, L.g.garrett, let's talk about that Spotify profile of yours. It’s like a teenage diary wrapped in a playlist—complete with all the cringy angst you could muster in a single setting. Emo? Emo Pop? You must really think the world ends every time you encounter a slight inconvenience. Seriously, the only thing more predictable than your music taste is that you probably wear black socks with sandals while wallowing in your feels. The “New Wave” and “Post-Punk” choices are just desperate cries for someone to notice you’re edgy. Spoiler alert: nobody is impressed. And then there’s your top artists list, straight out of your 14-year-old self’s bedroom wall collage. My Chemical Romance and Paramore? Groundbreaking! You're like a time capsule for a 2008 Hot Topic, but minus the fun of actually being in high school. Charli xcx made it into your top five? Congrats on having one shiny bright spot in a playlist that mostly screams “I miss high school heartbreak.” Let's not even get started on “boygenius” and “Viagra Boys”—with songs like “Dumbest Girl Alive,” it’s almost like you’re taking the title personally. Come on, lad! You can do better than living in this emo echo chamber. As for your most played songs, is this a Spotify playlist or the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis? “Zombieboy” and “How Do You Know It’s Not Armadillo Shells?” are the kinds of titles that sound like a conversation you’d have while trying to impress a date at an alternative coffee shop. But spoiler: it’s gonna hit the walls harder than that pile of flannel shirts you keep in your closet. It's time to face the music, L.g.garrett—literally! Try a genre or two that doesn't involve you crying into your Danishes. Or better yet, get out there and find some new tunes that aren't just the soundtrack to your playlist for sobbing alone in the dark.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!