Roasted 2 years ago based on Nah's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t Nah, the walking advertisement for hipster indecision. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the Spotify version of a mid-life crisis. J-Pop and Lo-Fi Rap? You’re like a musical salad bar that threw in everything just to avoid commitment. Who hurt you, and how many playlists have you made to cope with it? “Bedroom Soul”? Sounds like an excuse for not getting out of bed. Talk about genre identity crisis! Your top artists list looks like a desperate attempt to curry favor with every niche group on the entire internet. Kenshi Yonezu and Simple Plan? One foot in the Japanese pop scene, the other firmly planted in the pop punk graveyard. Did you pick these artists while blindfolded, or is this your master plan to entertain absolutely no one? I can just see you on an OnlyFans page, but instead of nudes, you’re offering exclusive playlists. No one wants to see a mixtape of “Songs to Cry to in Your Basement” on repeat. And those most played songs? I can only assume you have a strict policy of not enjoying music that isn’t accompanied by at least three layers of irony. If I hear another person talk about “cozy vibes” while staring at their meticulously curated vinyl collection that they only pretend to use, I might just lose it. But I have to hand it to you, Nah—you’re creating a whole new pop culture phenomenon: the art of trying to impress people with the most eclectic taste while simultaneously sounding like an emotional trainwreck. Bravo!

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