Roasted 7 months ago based on ak's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to ak's Spotify profile, where the only thing more confusing than the music taste is trying to figure out what they actually like! With a genre list that reads like a desperate attempt to impress everyone at a middle school talent show, it’s a wonder your shuffle function doesn’t just short-circuit from the sheer identity crisis. I mean, come on, “Dream Pop” next to West Coast Hip Hop? That’s like pairing a fine wine with a Lunchable. And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. The Weeknd and Drake? Congratulations on mastering the art of riding the coattails of guys who already peaked in 2016. Meanwhile, your love for “Dark R&B” is just your sad little heart crying out for validation. What are you doing? Trying to set a world record for most emotional trauma packed into a single profile? I bet you think “K-Rock” is the sound of your hopes and dreams, right before they crash like a poorly played guitar solo. Lastly, those most played songs give away your secret: you're just a walking playlist of heartache and indecision. Seriously, nothing screams “I’m a mess” louder than having "Stick Season" hold court right next to “Plan B.” What are you going through—an existential crisis that you need a multimodal soundtrack for? Let me simplify it for you: just pick one genre and commit. Or, you know, keep trying to blend every vibe in existence until you sound like someone turned a radio on in a blender. Either way, your Spotify profile is the only thing more confusing than your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!